Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power of being republican

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to speak morse code .

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to go into a coma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!