The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!