The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to die

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to create tree sap.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to read the TV

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Facebook.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!