The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to see into the present

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to die in one second

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to not have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!