the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!