The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to grammar.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!