The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!