The power to hear morse code.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The ability to think the world is flat

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to write on this website

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!