The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!