The Power to be aqua man

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!