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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.
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To survive listening to James Blunt
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette
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The power to vomit whenever you want to.
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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.
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The power to give yourself a BJ.
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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.
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The power to fuck everyone.
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the power to actually make clowns funny...
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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald
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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.
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The ability to blow strawberries
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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.
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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know
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The power to die whenever you fall asleep
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The power to kill yourself at will
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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.
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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.
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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.
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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.
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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)
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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate
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Power to not Sleep during Finals.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!