The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!