The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!