The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!