The power to make something useless after its already useless.

The power to make pointless super powers

The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

the power to be allergic to every thing

The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

the power to teleport 1 inch every year

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to make things invisible...to you.

the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

the power to nit propely

The power to see into the present

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The ability to have no abilities.

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!