The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to die at will

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!