the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to create tree sap.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!