the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!