The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power of love

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to see through windows!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!