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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.
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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.
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The power to fart flames
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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin
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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment
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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!
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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.
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The power to see into the present
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the power to talk to your elbow
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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort
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The ability to "Right Click" Properties
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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it
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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?
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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.
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The power to transform into a homeless person.
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the power to talk backwards
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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.
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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.
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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car
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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P
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The power to time travel to the present.
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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!