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The power to see into the present
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building
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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort
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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows
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The power to fart in colour
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the power to talk backwards
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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.
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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.
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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car
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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P
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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.
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The power to fart flames
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The power to sing but your mute
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.
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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.
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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!
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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.
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Death at will
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the power to talk to your elbow
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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules
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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!