The power to fart in colour

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the power to talk backwards

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to fart flames

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through water

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black people

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!