The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to annoy people

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!