the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!