The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!