The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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penis

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!