The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!