The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to be your self

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!