The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to die at will.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!