the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Facebook.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to create another human

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!