The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!