The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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Facebook.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!