the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to die

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!