Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to watch womens basketball

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to have a power.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!