The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!