The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!