Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!