- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through water

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power to die

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

the power to tell when someone is in your car

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to have no powers!

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to make vegetables horny.

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

The power to die at will

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

Th power to be telepathetic

Pointless Super Powers