The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!