the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The Power to die at will

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to die

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to create a meme

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!