The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to create another human

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to not have super powers...

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!