The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!