I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!