the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Balls.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!