The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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Retractable teeth

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!