the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!