Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to not have a power.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!