The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!