Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to eat food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!