The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!