The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!