The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to see through water

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to never end your .

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to read

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!