the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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black people

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The Power to die at will

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!