The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power die if you think.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!