The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to die....

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the power to have a power.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!