The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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Black power

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!